DIRECTED BY LEEANA CARGILE

 

A church Christmas program spins hilariously out of control in this Southern farce about squabbling sisters, family secrets, a surly Santa, a vengeful sheep and a reluctant Elvis impersonator.

 

 

CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS:

(Ages shown are the characters' suggested ages, not required ages.)

 

Geneva Musgrave

(50-60’s)

Crusty owner of the town flower shop, also the local town gossip.

 

Honey Raye Futrelle

(50ish)

Oldest Futrelle sister, sexy, vivacious go-getter.

 

Gina Jo (G.J.) Dubberly

(20’s)

Frankie and Dub’s daughter. Guileless and enthusiastic, she is your typical Daisy Duke sort of girl.

 

John Curtis Buntner

(35-55)

Deputy sheriff, loves the ladies just as much as he loves his donuts and coffee.

 

Twink Futrelle

(40’s)

Middle Futrelle sister. The “black sheep,” loud and the toughest of the sisters.

 

Dub Dubberly

(40’s)

Frankie’s husband. Life revolves around NASCAR, hunting, and drinking beer — and playing Santa.

 

Frankie Futrelle Dubberly

(40’s)

Youngest Futrelle sister. Pregnant with her 2nd set of twins, the most normal of the sisters and full of wit.

 

Rhonda Lynn Lampley

(50’s)

Flashy manager of The Dairy Dog, a cross between Martha Stewart and Paula Dean.

 

Justin Waverly

(20’s)

Interim Pastor at the Tabernacle of the Lamb, very sweet and innocent.

 

Raynerd Chisum

Adult male

Part-time employee at The Dairy Dog, very simple and earnest, always speaks from the heart.

 

Patsy Price

(40-60)

Elegant society matron, high-class and never wrong.

 

 

 

Please arrive promptly...

(15 minutes early)

Upstairs Old City Hall

314 E. Main

Adjacent to the Ned

Download audition form at:

jtgonline.com

 

No prior experience necessary.

 

Rehearsals are Mon/Tues/Thurs

6:30p-8:30p

 

SHOW DATES

DECEMBER 13-16

 

 
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